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Like a thief in the night, the malaria parasite did its quick work and vanished inside a blood cell. But someone else was watching.
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
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One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
